The year is 2008 and I'm about to go on my first college tour at Pomona. I'm getting ready and Matt is loitering around the kitchen of the condo we rented for the week and eating all the raisins out of the trail mix.
Matt: Tell me again what Mrs. Porter said about your essay writing?
Me: She said I'm an excellent writer because I notice things that other people miss.
Matt: Huh. So how is it that you didn't notice your dress is tucked into the back of your underwear right now?
Moral of the story: Cheekiness is hereditary.
OMG "CHEEKINESS" THAT'S SO PUNNY LOLZZZ.
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