If you do any of these things, you're probably a hoe (according to men on the internet)

I've done some extensive social listening, and I've determined that if you do or have done any of the following, men (i.e. boys) on the internet will assume you're a "hoe":

• Wear makeup
• Have long nails
• Use birth control
• Use the dog Snapchat filter
• Use the flower crown Snapchat filter
• Snapchat while driving
• Post a sponsored Instagram post
• Post selfies
• Post full-body photos
• Have "public figure" in your bio
• Have more than 1000 followers
• Have a big butt
• Have big boobs 
• Have a cracked iPhone screen
• Have a complicated Starbucks order 
• Like Drake
• Like Jay-Z
• Go on vacation
• Go to Coachella
• Sit on the edge of the pool
• Sit on a pool floatie
• Move on from a relationship too quickly
• Not respond to texts quickly enough
• Leave read receipts on
• Be in a sorority
• Be black
• Go out with your female friends
• Have male friends
• Not have a boyfriend
• Have a boyfriend, but still be active on social media
• Have a boyfriend, but not post about him 
• Regularly work out your glutes
• Go to the gym
• Believe in astrology
• Have a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" decor in your apartment
• Wear Fashion Nova
• Wear BooHoo
• Wear Adidas Sneakers
• Wear chokers
• Have sex with someone they know
• Indicate in any way, shape, or form that you might actually enjoy sex
• Respond to DMs
• Not respond to DMs
• Quote Marilyn Monroe 
• Enjoy things
• Leave your house
• Breathe
• Exist