Ultimate Game of Thrones F*ck, Marry, Kill

Guys, I'm sad.

Game of Thrones is over until the final season airs in 2019, and I am v depressed about it. As a way to deal with the withdrawals, I've created the ULTIMATE Game of Thrones F*ck, Marry, Kill. You know the rules. You win, or you die. 

*BEFORE YOU CONTINUE: This may be mildly spoily for those who have not caught all the way up.  

Let's start with the mens. 

1. FMK: Bastards

Gendry

Ramsay Bolton

Jon Snow (?!)



2. FMK: Eunuchs

Grey Worm

Theon Greyjoy

Lord Varys


3. FMK: Dead Starks

Ned Stark

Robb Stark

Benjen Stark


4. FMK: Sociopaths

Joffrey Baratheon

Ramsay Bolton

Petyr Baelish


5. FMK: Dany's Lovers

Khal Drogo

Daario Naharis

Jon Snow


6. FMK: Lannisters

Jaime Lannister

Tyrion Lannister

Lancel Lannister




7. FMK: Sidekicks

Bronn of Blackwater

Samwell Tarly

Podrick Payne


Now for the ladies....


1. FMK: HBICs

Cersei Lannister

Sansa Stark

Daenerys Targaryen


2. FMK+ Duel! : Badass Warrior Chicks

Brienne of Tarth

Arya Stark

Meera Reed

Yara Greyjoy


3. Redheads

Melisandre

Ygritte

Sansa Stark


4. Fashion Icons

Daenerys Targaryen

Margaery Tyrell

Missandei


5. Wildlings

Ygritte

Gilly

Osha


6. Whores

Ros

Shae

Doreah


7. The Sand Snakes


JK nobody cares. 



8. Annoying Minor Characters No One Was Sad to See Go

Myranda

The Waif

Selyse Baratheon




I hope you and your friends had fun! 

And now our watch begins....